Saxophone Lover Ugly Christmas Sweater



Saxophone Lover Ugly Christmas Sweater


Saxophone Lover Ugly Christmas Sweater
Saxophone Lover Ugly Christmas Sweater

Wearing a cute Christmas sweater is one of my favorite things to do in December. I was looking through some stores when I saw this great saxophone-themed ugly Christmas sweater that would be perfect for the upcoming holiday season! It looked like it had everything you could ask for: reindeers, stockings, trees and more. There were all sorts of different colors too; green, red, white and black. The best part is that there are matching hats with the company’s logo on them! I’m so excited to wear these sweaters while playing my saxophone at home or in public!

“Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!” Kenny looked up, grimacing at the sight of his old buddy Larry in an ugly sweater. He wore a green jumper with reindeer on it and he had this goofy grin on his face that made him look so happy when really Kenny just wanted to go play some saxophone in peace. “What are you doing here?” he asked, shaking off the snowflakes from his coat onto Larry’s head.

“What’s up, bro?” Timmy said to his saxophone-loving friend John. “I’m just getting this holiday sweater for my mom.”

“You’re not going to wear that Christmas sweater yourself?” John asked, intrigued.

Timmy shook his head and laughed. “Nah man,” he replied casually while looking down at the ugly Christmas sweater in his hands.

Saxophone Lover Ugly Christmas Sweater

Saxophone Lover Ugly Christmas Sweater
Saxophone Lover Ugly Christmas Sweater

Standing in line for a free ugly Christmas sweater, I looked around and saw that most everyone was wearing one. Some were really ugly, some were not so bad. At the end of the line, there was a woman who had been giving out saxophones every 20 minutes or so–but my friend noticed they weren’t actually saxophones at all…they were silk neckties!

I went up to her with an angry look on my face and she just smiled and handed me one of these “ugly” ties. I inspected it closely and then turned around in disgust: IT WAS A BLUE SILK NECKTIE WITH MATCHING HANDKERCHIEF!

I opened the box to reveal a saxophone wearing Christmas hat. The black and red sweater was trimmed with white snowflakes that were highlighted by silver glitter. “It’s perfect!” I exclaimed as I held it up for my wife to admire. She nodded and smiled, and we both looked at each other, knowing what this gift meant; we would be attending his annual holiday party together for the first time since we got married six years earlier.

I don’t know what I was expecting when I ordered this beautiful looking sweater. All the colors are amazing and it feels so soft to the touch, but then I put it on! It’s so tight around my neck that I can barely breathe. The sleeves are too short for me- they come all the way up to my elbows! And even worse, this thing is so ugly… What have I done?

Merry Christmas! I hope you enjoy your gift.

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